Top-Rated Posts of All Time
- Periodic Discovery | (5 out of 5, 8 votes)
I think I just discovered a new element. It would fall near the noble gases on the periodic table, however there isn’t anything noble or inert about this atomic mass. <br />
- Robbery | (5 out of 5, 5 votes)
The turd burglar is back in town. He just stole something of mine, but I don’t want it back. And it stinks terribly in this stall.
- Asslanis Morissette | (5 out of 5, 5 votes)
Asslanis Morissette just dropped a hot new single. With all the air time it’s getting, people are going to soon find out that it really is a piece of crap. <br />
- Pu Ping’s House of Horrors | (5 out of 5, 5 votes)
Herrro! I am Pu Ping. I make beef dumprings by Yerrow Sea. It rearry smerry. Many aporogies!<br />
- Stigmata | (5 out of 5, 3 votes)
I just exorcised my ass demons. The demons stink badly, and seem to want to linger within the confines of the bathroom.
- ACT Convention | (5 out of 5, 3 votes)
The annual Association of Colored Turds convention is underway right now; my ass just delivered the keynote.
- Amusement Park | (5 out of 5, 1 votes)
Sure, they’re flying down into a dark watery abyss…but this isn’t Disneyland, and that’s not Pirates of the Caribbean.
- Tax Troubles | (4.83 out of 5, 6 votes)
The IRS just conducted an ass audit on me. Turns out my ass was writing checks it couldn’t cash, and was making illegal deposits into a sludge fund.
- Ice Cream Anyone? | (4.8 out of 5, 5 votes)
The chocolate soft serve machine is acting up again…You might want it in a cup vs. a cone.
- Revenge of the Turds | (4.75 out of 5, 8 votes)
I just shot a movie called Revenge of the Turds: Spicy Revenge, starring Jerry McHotlog and Rod Burnsonwayout.