The Poo Monologues http://poomonologues.com We all do it - so let's laugh about it. Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:06:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en Kentucky Derby http://poomonologues.com/?p=143 http://poomonologues.com/?p=143#comments Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:04:28 +0000 Tim http://poomonologues.com/?p=143 I just gave birth to the Kentucky Derby winner - Big Brown Jr. His brother Leroy is no slouch either.

]]> http://poomonologues.com/?feed=rss2&p=143 Sith Lord http://poomonologues.com/?p=142 http://poomonologues.com/?p=142#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:46:00 +0000 Tim http://poomonologues.com/?p=142 It is said that only one Sith Lord can exist at a time. Would one of you swing by stall three and help me out? Cuz both of these look like Sith Lords to me…

]]> http://poomonologues.com/?feed=rss2&p=142 Phil http://poomonologues.com/?p=136 http://poomonologues.com/?p=136#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:46:00 +0000 Tim http://poomonologues.com/?p=136 Phil came out of his hole today. I don’t know why, exactly. As a matter of fact, I think he’s dead.

]]> http://poomonologues.com/?feed=rss2&p=136 Lovers’ Lane http://poomonologues.com/?p=135 http://poomonologues.com/?p=135#comments Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:46:00 +0000 Tim http://poomonologues.com/?p=135 It’s just another night at Lovers’ Lane. The two cheeks caressing each other as one. Just then, a distant rumbling separates the lovers’ embrace, and from the bowels of the unknown, a projectile not characteristic of their love plunges them both into despair. Both lovers return to their cheeky dance a bit messy and smelly.

]]> http://poomonologues.com/?feed=rss2&p=135 Periodic Discovery http://poomonologues.com/?p=134 http://poomonologues.com/?p=134#comments Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:46:00 +0000 Tim http://poomonologues.com/?p=134 I think I just discovered a new element. It would fall near the noble gases on the periodic table, however there isn’t anything noble or inert about this atomic mass.

]]> http://poomonologues.com/?feed=rss2&p=134 Gas Leak http://poomonologues.com/?p=133 http://poomonologues.com/?p=133#comments Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:46:00 +0000 Tim http://poomonologues.com/?p=133 The San Diego gasman is here. Apparently there is a bad leak in my building.

I just bought an Oldsmobile Brougham last week.

]]> http://poomonologues.com/?feed=rss2&p=133 High Winds Advisory http://poomonologues.com/?p=132 http://poomonologues.com/?p=132#comments Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:46:00 +0000 Tim http://poomonologues.com/?p=132 The high winds advisory was ignored by some reckless high-profile turds. If it weren’t for the concentric shape of the highway, they for sure would have been blown off the road.

]]> http://poomonologues.com/?feed=rss2&p=132 Toffee Treats http://poomonologues.com/?p=131 http://poomonologues.com/?p=131#comments Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:46:00 +0000 Tim http://poomonologues.com/?p=131 Toffee, toffee…what a treat.
Too bad it’s chewy, and sticks in your teeth.
I just released some as I stomped my feet…
And now I just realized, there is no TP in this stall.

]]> http://poomonologues.com/?feed=rss2&p=131 Skippy Commercial http://poomonologues.com/?p=141 http://poomonologues.com/?p=141#comments Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:46:00 +0000 Tim http://poomonologues.com/?p=141 Chunky peanut butter is awesome on toast.
Chunky peanut butter - I love it the most.
Chunky peanut butter, it goes coast to coast…
Cuz chunky peanut butter makes a ghost a great host.

]]> http://poomonologues.com/?feed=rss2&p=141 Pu Ping’s House of Horrors http://poomonologues.com/?p=130 http://poomonologues.com/?p=130#comments Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:46:00 +0000 Tim http://poomonologues.com/?p=130 Herrro! I am Pu Ping. I make beef dumprings by Yerrow Sea. It rearry smerry. Many aporogies!

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