We play a writing game, and we need your help. Here’s how it works:

1. We send text messages to each other while in the restroom, describing (metaphorically) what we’re experiencing.

2. You review our entries, and rate them.

3. You tell your friends how much fun this is, and send them to rate the Monologues, too.

4. You create your own Poo Monologues, and email or Tweet your best work.

5. We all enjoy the world peace we’ve just created.

Click ‘Jump!’ to read and rate a random entry, or select one of the filter options in the menu. Hint: If you only want to read the new entries since your last visit, click “All Posts By Date”.